CA: 9xzycZjLzFKpBRaQS2cDGtVBdmC7BacNnDWF3Lakpump

OVER IT.

The market is exhausting.
So are we.

"Another dog coin? A cat with a hat? I'm going back to sleep. Buy $SQUID or don't, I literally couldn't care less."

BUY ON PUMP.FUN JOIN COMMUNITY

*SIGH*

NGMI (Probably)

WHY $SQUID?

THE MANIFESTO OF MEH

Look. You're here to buy a token. I'm here because I have to be. We are not launching to the moon. We are barely getting out of bed.

$SQUID is the token for those who have seen it all, lost it all, and just want to play their clarinet in peace without some dog barking at them about "utility".

No roadmaps. No promises. Just pure, unadulterated apathy.

NO PRESALE

Fair launch on pump.fun. Everyone suffers equally.

ZERO TAXES

We're too lazy to collect taxes anyway.

🔥

LP BURNED

Liquidity locked forever. Just like my enthusiasm.

TOKENOMICS

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SQUID

100%

Liquidity Pool

0%

Buy/Sell Tax

0%

Team Tokens

Contract Address

9xzycZjLzFKpBRaQS2cDGtVBdmC7BacNnDWF3Lakpump

HOW TO BUY

If you really must...

Create a Wallet

Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to phantom.app.

Get Some SOL

Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $SQUID. If you don't have any SOL, you can buy directly on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

Go to Pump.fun

Connect to Pump.fun. Paste the $SQUID token address into Pump.fun, select $SQUID, and confirm. When Phantom prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

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